Top Seven Reasons I Am Proud To Be An American

(Ingrid put me in charge of doing this, so I apologize in advance for what is about to happen here. I’m truly sorry.) In no particular order: 1.) Kelly Rowland’s “Kisses Down Low” I’m proud to be an American because we got hot-ass-mighty-goddess-pop-star-warriors like Kelly Rowland championing the tingly-body-touching-magic that is cunnilingus. Sure, other pop…