Hits and Shits

The Hits: Laverne Cox Became Hero of the Universe Laverne Cox kills it. First of all, why does Katie Couric have a show called “The Katie Couric Show”? Who let this shit happen? That’s beside the point, but still. Shut it down. Goddesses Laverne Cox and Carmen Carrera appeared on Couric’s Jan. 6 show and…

PRO TIPS: HOW TO PICK UP THAT BABE AT THE BAR

Ladies and Gentlemen: Wanna get your freak on with the hottie at the bar that you’ve been accidentally stink eyeing all summer? Have you been too nervous? Have you been too lazy? Have you not known how to approach that sexy beast of a man/lady/whoever’s butt you want to touch? Well, we’ve got all the…

THE ONLY THING I CARE ABOUT THIS WEEK

Normally I list off a bunch of stuff for Hits and Shits every week, but this week, this week is different BECAUSE BEYONCÉ GOT HER HAIR CUT, YOU GUYS. AND I LOVE IT. SHE LOOKS THE WAY I DREAM ABOUT TINKERBELLE IN THE DARK OF THE NIGHT. SHE IS A GOLDEN BEAUTIFUL GODDESS AND SHE…