Horny College Girl Tries Sadness For The First Time

Eighteen year old Horny College Girl orders a large pizza for herself while her roommate’s away.
She orders over the internet and strokes each key in a furious rhythm.

Horny College Girl can’t bear to wait any longer; Horny College Girl wants it now.

In the special instructions box on the order form, she writes “Please send your sexiest driver” and hits “Submit.” Horny College Girl cannot find the strength to put on anything decent so she lays sprawled hopelessly on her bed until the Pizza guy calls and hopes that her roommate does not walk in on her touching herself with the X-Acto blades she keeps hidden in her underwear drawer.
She is ready to spread her wrists wide open for this man.
She is ready to be swallowed whole.

Her cell phone vibrates, sending shivers through her entire body; she keeps it on vibrate so that she can feel something but she hardly ever does because no one ever calls so when Horny College Girl answers the phone she keeps her voice down low so that Pizza guy knows that
this is special,
that she has been waiting for him in agony for the last forty five minutes
and that she’ll be right out.

Horny College Girl has little to no strength left and treks out in the mountain weather in just an over sized t-shirt and flip flops and baby,
it is cold outside.
She keeps her arms and legs exposed so that she can use her fading scars as a mating call, she is ready to be opened up.
She is ready to be swallowed whole.

She pays in debit so that the money is taken away immediately,
so that she does not have to wait for the emptiness to come,
so that he will carry a little piece of her all the way back to the Domino’s down the road and puts the tip in, puts it on her card, signs her name in red pen, he hands her the pizza box
and tells her to have a good night.

Horny College Girl finds herself transfixed in the black of his mouth and wonders if he would spit or swallow her whole because she always found it hard to keep things down

in fact, this large pizza will be in the toilet bowl by morning.

Horny College Girl bites her lip,
wonders if it’s appropriate to ask Pizza Guy to come in and have a slice,
wonders if it’s okay to ask if he ever felt like just not existing,
wonders if he ever felt like being was too difficult a job
and that’s why he decided to deliver pizzas instead,
but none of that was ever part of the script.

So Horny College Girl just scurries back to her room with the pizza box and hides under the covers,
she wonders if she should just try living instead.

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